* ...to the Haunted Blog! I am your host, your post host.
Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.
Our tour begins here in the first post where you see the ramblings of some of our bloggers as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.
Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis.
Is this post actually going anywhere? Or is it your imagination, hmm?
And consider this dismaying observation: This post has no meaning and no direction, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find anything useful!
Of course, there's always myspace. *scream!*
Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely; the real chills come later.
Now, as they say, look alive, and we'll continue our little rambling. And let's all stay together, please.
There are several prominent posts who have retired here from creepy old journals from all over the internet.
Actually, we have only 1 happy post here, but there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers?
Wahahaha! *cough, cough, splutter*
I've got to stop doing that manic laugh.
Anywho, welcome to my amazingly empty Disneyesk blog. The plan is to comment on happenings with Disney, the Disney community and the odd segway into other related areas such as the "U" park or in fact, segways!
(I have a Segway, they are most cool.)
I'll also post any trip reports I put together for visits to any of the Disney parks, updates on upcoming trips, links to video and pictures I've taken that I decide I like... You know, all that narcissistic self serving stuff. :D
Then I'll add a dash of random embarrassing photos so you can have a laugh, which is always good. (It's good to laugh at yourself, I mean, why should you be the only one not getting the joke? :D )
I might drop some of my writing and poetry in here if I'm feeling generous (trust me, the *Vogons ain't got nothing on me!)
And lastly (I know, don't start a sentence with "and", but it's a blog not a dissertation), I'll probably throw a random post or two in there that has nothing to do with, well, anything really.
Because I love you that much. :D
So, Come in. Nice to meet you. Where are my manners, would you like a cup of Tea?
* For those who don't get this reference, why exactly are you reading a Disney related blog?
** For those who don't get the reference, please either listen to, read, or watch "The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy" a Trilogy in four parts. (No, not the film, back away from the lousy film...)